Topic > ||||“Buy a girl a drink?" I heard it from my stool at the bar. I watched the heavily painted brunette wink, then brush her barely-there cleavage against the CHL Player of the Week. She's wearing some sort of uniform consisting of a tank top , a barely there skirt and some fucking pumps. Her name is Tiffany. Part of my job requirement as an Ice Girl is hanging out at the post game party interacting with the fans. Tiffany has become a regular and she's looking forward to it tonight to tell me about her latest date. She takes the stool next to mine, then, in a rush of alcohol, recounts her most recent experience with "Puck Bunny": "...So I was invited to one of the apartments there. guy, but I didn't want to pass myself by, so I asked one of my friends to come with me. We got there and it was so damn weird. They were all sitting in a big circle, just like staring at each other. It was so boring, so I decided to start drinking like crazy. There was this guy who kept staring at me and, I mean, I guess he was kind of cute, so I started talking to him. Next thing I know I'm making friends with him. I knew he was one of the veterans on the team, so I was so excited about it. My friend ended up with another one of the guys in another room and after my boyfriend and I were done, I hooked up with one of the newbies and he couldn't even fucking get up! I honestly don't like beginners. They don't know what they're doing." Shocked by what she had just confessed. I couldn't help but wonder what made her attracted to the guys on the team. Yes, they can be built and some are actually attractive, but that's all they have to offer. At the end of the bar sat Natalie, a real blonde bombshell. When he noticed that I was eavesdropping on his conversation with his girlfriend... middle of paper... chasing them, instead of the other way around. No man is worth losing his self-respect, not even a professional hockey player, no matter how tempting his "sick flow" may be. "NP, nd Web. November 2013. Brooks, Elizabeth. "Don't Chase Shots, Chase Jerseys: How to Get One." The Everyday Nexus. Np, January 18, 2012. Web. October 20, 2013. Centers for Testing and disease prevention. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, October 28, 2013. Web. December 04, 2013. Cuevas, Mayra and Mike Brooks. “Former NFL QB Steve McNair found shot to death ." CNN. Cable News Network, 5 July 2009. Web.Williams, Stefanie. Hunting for the shirt. Np: Amazon Digital Services, nd Web. 3 April 2011.Williams, Stefanie. "Salone." Saloncom RSS. Np, 27 October 2013. Web. 30 October. 2013.